No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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