so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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