grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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