East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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