Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize