so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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