even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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