I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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