make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Couch. On fire.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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