I think i sorta joined a cult last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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