Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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