I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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