im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize