can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
