But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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