How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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