There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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