I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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