Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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