I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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