Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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