Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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