remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We talked him into tasing himself.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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