Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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