STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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