Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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