My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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