All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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