There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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