and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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