Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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