I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
