i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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