So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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