North Korea, Best Korea!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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