fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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