She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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