check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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