Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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