she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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