You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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