remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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