I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i love accidental penises.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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