You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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