Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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