butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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