dude i'm inner monologue high
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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