she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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