so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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