I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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