But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i think i have two assholes
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
we should paint friendship bongs
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