Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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