Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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