all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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