Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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