Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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