so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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