Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
vagina is talking i cant
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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